I'll return to actually writing soon, but I just had to do this. If you don't get it, that's OK. If you are offended, that probably shows taste and character on your part.
Join us as our hero, the brave little squirrel (having recently escaped from Gunter's House of Squirrel and Kraut) travels to Las Vegas to battle cyber-criminals at BlackHat, Security B-Sides, DefCon, and wherever evil lurks.