Inspired by my recent interactions with the "business community" and data protection, I present:
Towel Toss, for when you can't take it any more and are ready to throw in the towel.
I was asked if it would be scored by distance or accuracy, but on reflection I have decided it would have to be judged on style- folks truly qualified to play probably couldn't get much distance or accuracy in that state.
I'm not entirely kidding, either. We could share our pain, console each other, and come up with solutions or at least help with strategies for coping with the stupidity. Think about it, bartenders at cons are too busy to help all of us, we need to help each other sometimes.